She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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