hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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