There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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