We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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