I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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