Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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