Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Will exercising make me less horny?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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