So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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