Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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