I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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