the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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