rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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