Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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