My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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