I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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