If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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