party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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