: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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