the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
where does the pee come out of this thing
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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