I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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