You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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