I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
And then he peed in my hair
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