In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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