Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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