i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
