So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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