Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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