Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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