real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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