You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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