Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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