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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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