I'm lost and stupid without you.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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