No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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