Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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