brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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