So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We are two peas in an std pod
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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