Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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