There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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