he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have fence marks all over my body
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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