It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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