ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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