all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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