Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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