The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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