Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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