Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
