You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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