New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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