How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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